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Killer Corned Beef Hash with Poached Eggs and Oregano Hollandaise
Killer Corned Beef Hash with Poached Eggs and Oregano Hollandaise
21
Mar 2021

Killer Corned Beef Hash with Poached Eggs and Oregano Hollandaise

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By the time you read this it will be too late. I’ve already committed the crime. The deed is done. There is nothing you can do to change it. My husband looks at me in…

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Killer Corned Beef Hash with Poached Eggs and Oregano Hollandaise

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By the time you read this it will be too late. I’ve already committed the crime. The deed is done. There is nothing you can do to change it. My husband looks at me in…

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Eggplant and Halloumi Napoleons
13
Mar 2021

Eggplant and Halloumi Napoleons

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I was 33 years old when I learned that chickmunks don’t grow up to be squirrels. I was 34 when I learned it’s “chipmunk” not chickmunk. It is for these reasons that I have been…

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Eggplant and Halloumi Napoleons
13
Mar 2021
Tom Selleck Pizza
09
Mar 2021

Tom Selleck Pizza

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I’m just gonna come out and say it. Tom Selleck is hot. I know you don’t disagree. There is something so tantalizing about his rugged old man-ness. The more wrinkles he gets the better he…

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Tom Selleck Pizza
09
Mar 2021
The Cuban Fixation (Tostones and Mojo)
08
Mar 2021

The Cuban Fixation (Tostones and Mojo)

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I am going to make an incredible pregnant woman. No, I’m not with child. But in the event that you are or know someone who is, it doesn’t take long to realize that those crazy…

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The Cuban Fixation (Tostones and Mojo)
08
Mar 2021
The Spicy Chicken Pizza Reprieve
19
Feb 2021

The Spicy Chicken Pizza Reprieve

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I’ve had stitches two times in my life and both were bagel related traumas. The first time, I was 12, attempting to slice a frozen bagel (real bad idea) when the knife slipped – gouging…

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The Spicy Chicken Pizza Reprieve
19
Feb 2021
My First Valentines Pot Pie
14
Feb 2021
My First Valentines Pot Pie

My First Valentines Pot Pie

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I’ve never made a pot pie before. Never even tasted one. Do you wanna know what is delicious? Pot pie. I feel robbed. 34 years of creamy, steaming puff pastry filled celibacy. Chunks of tender,…

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My First Valentines Pot Pie

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I’ve never made a pot pie before. Never even tasted one. Do you wanna know what is delicious? Pot pie. I feel robbed. 34 years of creamy, steaming puff pastry filled celibacy. Chunks of tender,…

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