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Surprise Grilled Halibut with Hatch Chili Butter
06
Mar 2023
Surprise Grilled Halibut with Hatch Chili Butter

Surprise Grilled Halibut with Hatch Chili Butter

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Vegetable medley, soup du jour, cowboy casserole, chicken supreme, tuna surprise…All moderately terrifying terms. Unknown, unwanted ingredients strewn together in an aimless combination destined for guttural warfare. Get it? Yuck. I can’t. I won’t. I…

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Surprise Grilled Halibut with Hatch Chili Butter

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Vegetable medley, soup du jour, cowboy casserole, chicken supreme, tuna surprise…All moderately terrifying terms. Unknown, unwanted ingredients strewn together in an aimless combination destined for guttural warfare. Get it? Yuck. I can’t. I won’t. I…

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Flat Faced Flatbread with Burrata and Red Pepper Gremolata
01
Mar 2023
Flat Faced Flatbread with Burrata and Red Pepper Gremolata

Flat Faced Flatbread with Burrata and Red Pepper Gremolata

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I sat there twitchy. Like a junky with an itch. Bellied up at the island in the kitch. Heels in the ditch. Craving a sandwich? Grilled cheese is my niche. Mesmerized by this incomprehensible sitch.…

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Flat Faced Flatbread with Burrata and Red Pepper Gremolata

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I sat there twitchy. Like a junky with an itch. Bellied up at the island in the kitch. Heels in the ditch. Craving a sandwich? Grilled cheese is my niche. Mesmerized by this incomprehensible sitch.…

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Sesame, Garlic Broccoli Grilled Cheese
17
Feb 2023

Sesame, Garlic Broccoli Grilled Cheese

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I have a friend who had two gerbils named “Une” and “Tune”, respectively. And one day, Une ate Tune. And that was the end of that. Now, I’m not a cannibal, nor do I collect…

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Shark Cuterie
12
Feb 2023
Shark Cuterie

Shark Cuterie

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Not sure if you know this, but I have a little “thing” for sharks. Love em’. Wanna dive (in a cage with proper safety measures) with em’. DO NOT wanna eat em’. And more certainly…

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Shark Cuterie

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Not sure if you know this, but I have a little “thing” for sharks. Love em’. Wanna dive (in a cage with proper safety measures) with em’. DO NOT wanna eat em’. And more certainly…

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Bacon, Apple Crumble with Whipped Chevre
27
Jan 2023
Bacon, Apple Crumble with Whipped Chevre

Bacon, Apple Crumble with Whipped Chevre

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I broke up with him today. It’s taken a long time. But we were destined to crumble. I’ve tried. I’ve wanted it to work so bad. But anxiety punches me in the face at 3am.…

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Bacon, Apple Crumble with Whipped Chevre

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I broke up with him today. It’s taken a long time. But we were destined to crumble. I’ve tried. I’ve wanted it to work so bad. But anxiety punches me in the face at 3am.…

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Chicken Stock – the Foundation
26
Jan 2023
Chicken Stock – the Foundation

Chicken Stock – the Foundation

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At my core I’m modern rustic. Overly dramatic, comical, not practical. Pissy and misty. Don’t cry much, except right now. Raining, doused, drowning. Alive. Happy. Bubbly but sarcastic, but bubblier when drinking bubbles. Dreamy eyed…

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Chicken Stock – the Foundation

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At my core I’m modern rustic. Overly dramatic, comical, not practical. Pissy and misty. Don’t cry much, except right now. Raining, doused, drowning. Alive. Happy. Bubbly but sarcastic, but bubblier when drinking bubbles. Dreamy eyed…

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